My phone is ringing WAY TOO MUCH today and it’s only 11 and it won’t be time to go home for SIX MORE HOURS and I am having a lot of “AT THE END OF MY ROPE” type feelings because AUGH I JUST NEED A NEW LIFE, CAN ONE OF YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A NEW LIFE??? I can make decent potato enchiladas and I know all the words to the Party of Five Theme and I am a really good listener when I’m not so strung out, so quick, get independently wealthy and hire me as your personal assistant. PLEASE.
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